@taylorswift13: How come no one told me that for 4 hours there was chocolate cake ALL over my face?!? Because you ate it alone, Taylor. You ate it alone.
(Source: lostintranslatlon, via taylorswiftisnotimpressed)
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise